This is the way we begin our day here at Dog Trot Farm....
Winslow Homer has punched in and is now on duty and in position.....
I remind the girls that this is the only hen I want to see sitting in my window box.....
Remember girls no bathing in the flower gardens....
Iris are you listening?
Okay lets get serious for a moment, girls are your ears turned on?( I use to say that to my preschoolers) To stay safe you ladies need to remain together as a group, no splitting up and running here, there and everywhere. If, God forbid you are taken try and remain calm, go limp and play dead. Think happy thoughts...
Gladys for goodness sake pay attention! If you are taken you will hear me begin to scream and Winslow Homer will be on the run..... Once you are released and your feet hit the ground, start running for home.... run just as fast as you're little feet will take you.
Yes, Pip I am talking to you too. I will scoop you up and carry you back to safety. I will give you blueberries and Winslow....
" Winslow wake up it's not break time yet", what a life this dog leads, yup all in a day at Dog Trot Farm....