Being a Granny is such a rewarding role, I consider it the ultimate gift...this Thanksgiving I have much to be thankful for...this little person, Travis Lloyd... is a beaming ray of light...a grandchild unites a family by a common love, concern and well being...
Being a Granny also comes with certain unspoken privileges...for instance purchasing the "seasonal themed clothing and accessories" ... some find it tacky, but upon learning it was a gift from one's Granny, the majority of people say...well that explains it... honestly how could a true Granny pass up a sweet turkey hat...especially with Thanksgiving just around the corner...handmade by a lovely girl ...purchased from a local craft fair...ah, come on now Travis please don't pout...where is Granny's smile?
smile honey, not scowl...
in cahoots with Grampy I see...
Fine, just remember I have elf shoes and antlers!!!!